🎄“Christmas Calories Don’t Count” Retro Holiday Tee

Because if Santa can fit down a chimney, you can absolutely enjoy that cookie and glass of wine without guilt.
This retro pin-up design features a glamorous holiday hostess holding a chocolate chip cookie in one hand and a full pour of red wine in the other — with a smile that says I’m choosing joy, not numbers.

Soft, breathable, and perfect for every kind of festive chaos: baking parties, wine nights, family gatherings, office merriment, or that post-shopping meltdown in the car.

⭐ Product Features

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²)

• Unisex retail fit — soft, flattering, breathable

• Ribbed crew neckline + shoulder taping for shape retention

• Crisp, vivid DTF/DTG print with vintage holiday tones

• Tear-away label • ethically sourced blanks

🧼 Care Instructions

Cold wash · low tumble · no bleach · avoid ironing over print

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean