🎁“Christmas Calories Don’t Count” Holiday Market Tote

Because sometimes you’re carrying cookies… sometimes you’re carrying wine… and sometimes you’re carrying the weight of the entire holiday season.
Whatever’s inside, this retro Christmas queen (cookie in one hand, wine in the other) has your back — reminding everyone that joy > calories every single time.

Perfect for holiday shopping, bakery runs, wine store hauls, teacher gifts, party errands, stocking stuffers, or just living your best festive life.

⭐ Product Features

• Durable 100% cotton canvas tote

• Strong reinforced stitching for heavy holiday loads

• Comfortable shoulder-length straps

• Vibrant DTF/DTG design printed with crisp detail

• Roomy interior for gifts, groceries, décor, or your emotional support bottle of red

• Eco-friendly, reusable, and perfect for everyday carry

📏 Size

• Standard 15" × 16"

• Expands easily to fit multiple items without losing shape

🧼 Care Instructions

Spot clean or cold wash · hang to dry · do not iron directly on print