Christmas Skull Tee — "All I Want for Christmas Is My Sanity Back"

Some folks want matching jammies and peppermint mochas.
You? You’d settle for your last two brain cells returning from holiday PTO.

This cheerfully unhinged tee features a drippy Santa-hat skull clutching a candy cane like it’s the only thing holding December together. It’s festive… in the “I tried” kind of way.

Made with soft, breathable Airlume cotton, it’s comfy enough to survive chaotic family dinners, last-minute shopping stress, and that one relative who keeps asking if you’ve “tried relaxing.” The relaxed retail fit keeps you looking cute even while your sanity melts faster than a snowman in Miami.

Wear it whenever the holidays need a little humor, a little honesty, and a whole lot of “don’t test me.” Add to cart and embrace the season—on your terms.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — soft, breathable, lightweight

• Retail unisex fit with crew neckline

• Ribbed knit collar + reinforced shoulder taping

• Crisp DTF/DTG print that keeps the details sharp

• Tear-away label for zero-itch comfort

• Ethically made & REACH certified

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold (30C/90F max)

• Non-chlorine bleach only

• Tumble dry low

• Medium iron if needed

• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean