Excuse the mess... Santa's Favorite Disaster Tote Bag - Retro Christmas Tote

💋 “Excuse the Mess… Santa’s Favorite Disaster” Tote Bag

Because every holiday disaster needs a stylish escape plan.
This sturdy cotton canvas tote delivers humor and practicality with its cheeky vintage design — “Excuse the mess… Santa’s Favorite Disaster.” Use it for gift shopping, cookie ingredients, or to hide the evidence of your latest Pinterest fail.

✨ Product Details

• Fabric: 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²)

• Construction: Flat-corner silhouette for a structured, durable shape

• Handles: Reinforced self-fabric straps to carry heavy loads of chaos

• Design: Crisp, lasting DTF print with retro color palette

• Label: Minimal sewn-in tag for a clean finish

💋 Why You’ll Love It

• Perfect for errands, gifting, or surviving holiday shopping

• Combines sass, nostalgia, and functionality

• A hilarious (and useful) gift for every Christmas queen

🧺 Care Instructions

• Spot clean only

• Do not bleach

• Line dry

• Avoid ironing directly over print

🎁 Perfect For

• Market runs and last-minute wrapping supplies

• Gifting your “Santa’s favorite” friend

• Carrying your festive chaos in style