Festive F*ing Delight Holiday Tote – Retro Christmas Tote

🍷 “I’m a Festive F*cking Delight” Tote Bag

For the woman who jingles and juggles — with wine in one hand.
This sturdy cotton canvas tote carries your gifts, groceries, and grudges with style. Featuring the bold retro print “I’m a Festive Fcking Delight”*, it’s the cheeky, charming holiday accessory every bold shopper deserves.

✨ Product Details

• Fabric: 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²)

• Construction: Flat-bottom design with reinforced seams

• Handles: Sturdy cotton straps for heavy hauls (or wine bottles)

• Design: Vibrant, fade-resistant DTF print in full holiday color

• Label: Minimal tag for a clean, classic finish

💋 Why You’ll Love It

• Holds presents, snacks, and questionable decisions

• Vintage pin-up energy that slays the season

• A tote that says, “I’m the mood board and the main event”

🧺 Care Instructions

Spot clean only · Do not bleach · Line dry · Avoid ironing directly on print

🎁 Perfect For

• Holiday errands with extra sparkle

• Gifting your sassiest friend

• Replacing boring gift bags with personality