Festive & Shit Christmas Sweatshirt — Retro Holiday Crewneck

💋 “Look at Me Being All Festive & Shit” Sweatshirt

Jingle bells and zero chill.
This cozy crewneck serves festive sarcasm on a silver platter — featuring a retro pin-up beauty tangled in lights with the quote “Look at me being all festive & shit.” It’s warm, witty, and wildly relatable for anyone forcing holiday cheer through gritted teeth.

Soft, durable, and perfect for everything from tree trimming to silent judgment.

✨ Product Details

• Fabric: Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8 oz/yd²)

• Fit: Classic crewneck — relaxed, cozy, and cute with jeans or leggings

• Print: Vibrant DTF/DTG design that keeps its sass all season long

• Finish: Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with double-needle stitching

• Ethics: OEKO-TEX certified dyes and responsibly grown U.S. cotton

💋 Why You’ll Love It

• Feels like festive rebellion in fleece form

• Makes every “ugly sweater” party worth attending

• Turns “I’m over it” into an aesthetic

🧺 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Non-chlorine bleach only

• Do not iron print

• Do not dry-clean

🎁 Perfect For

• Christmas parties you can’t skip

• Matching with your sarcastic squad

• Gifting to anyone who’s festive, but done with everyone

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean