Festive & Shit Tote Bag – Retro Christmas Canvas Shopper

💋 “Look at Me Being All Festive & Shit” Tote Bag

Because even your bag deserves to roll its eyes at the holidays.
This durable cotton canvas tote says it best — “Look at me being all festive & shit.” With a cheeky retro pin-up design, it’s perfect for holiday shopping, gift hauling, or carrying your emotional support wine.

Strong, structured, and sarcastic — just how we like it.

✨ Product Details

• Fabric: 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for structure and durability

• Construction: Flat-corner silhouette with reinforced seams

• Handles: Self-fabric straps strong enough for your shopping haul

• Design: Crisp, long-lasting print with bright red and holiday hues

• Label: Simple sewn-in tag for a clean finish

💋 Why You’ll Love It

• Perfect for festive errands or last-minute gift runs

• Sturdy, sassy, and reusable — no fake cheer required

• A top-selling gift for the holiday humor lover in your life

🧺 Care Instructions

• Spot clean only

• Do not bleach

• Line dry

• Avoid ironing directly over print

🎁 Perfect For

• Gift wrapping runs and mall marathons

• Gifting to your sarcastic best friend

• Carrying all your “holiday spirit” (aka coffee and wine)