I Think I'll Skip the Nice List Holiday Tote - Retro Christmas Tote

🍸 “Skip the Nice List” Tote Bag

Because being “nice” doesn’t fit in your bag this year.
This sturdy cotton canvas tote combines retro pin-up flair with cheeky humor — “I think I’ll skip the nice list this year… and stir things up a bit.” Perfect for carrying wine, wrapping paper, or your questionable decisions in style.

✨ Product Details

• Fabric: 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²)

• Construction: Flat-corner design for durability and structure

• Handles: Reinforced self-fabric straps for strong carrying

• Design: Crisp, lasting DTF print with bold red and green accents

• Label: Clean sewn-in tag for a minimalist finish

💋 Why You’ll Love It

• Festive, reusable, and guaranteed to make people laugh

• Spacious enough for gifts, snacks, and “holiday spirit”

• The perfect tote for naughty list regulars

🧺 Care Instructions

• Spot clean only

• Do not bleach

• Line dry

• Avoid ironing directly over the print

🎁 Perfect For

• Holiday shopping trips or gift exchanges

• Gifting to your most mischievous friend

• Carrying your sass (and maybe some spirits)