I'm 99% Nice, 1% Vodka Holiday Sweatshirt - Retro Christmas Crewneck

🍸 “I’m 99% Nice, 1% Vodka” Sweatshirt

Cozy up, buttercup — this one’s strong.
This cheeky, soft-as-sin sweatshirt features a retro Santa pin-up surrounded by lights with her martini in hand. The phrase “I’m 99% Nice, 1% Vodka” is equal parts festive and fearless — perfect for sippin’, snuggling, and stirring up trouble in style.

✨ Product Details

• Fabric: 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8 oz/yd²) — warm, plush, and cozy

• Fit: Classic crewneck — relaxed, comfy, and just the right amount of slouch

• Print: Long-lasting DTF/DTG print with bold, saturated holiday colors

• Finish: Ribbed cuffs, collar, and waistband for structure and comfort

• Ethics: OEKO-TEX certified inks and responsibly grown U.S. cotton

💋 Why You’ll Love It

• Soft enough to nap in, sassy enough to strut in

• A guaranteed conversation starter

• Keeps you warm while your humor stays cool

🧺 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold · Tumble dry low · No bleach · Do not iron print · Do not dry-clean

🎁 Perfect For

• Cocktail parties and cozy nights in

• Matching holiday pajamas with attitude

• Gifting the funniest friend in your group

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean