I'm 99% Nice, 1% Vodka" Holiday Tote - Retro Christmas Tote

🍸 “I’m 99% Nice, 1% Vodka” Tote Bag

For the woman who’s mostly nice — until the open bar.
This heavyweight cotton tote carries everything from groceries to gift wine with unapologetic flair. The design features a glamorous retro Santa pin-up wrapped in twinkle lights beside her candy cane martini, declaring “I’m 99% Nice, 1% Vodka.”

✨ Product Details

• Fabric: 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²)

• Construction: Flat-corner design with reinforced seams

• Handles: Self-fabric straps for strength and comfort

• Design: Crisp, long-lasting DTF print in bold red and green

• Label: Clean, minimal sewn-in tag

💋 Why You’ll Love It

• Perfect blend of naughty and nice

• Sturdy enough for all your “liquid gifts”

• Turns every errand into a vibe

🧺 Care Instructions

Spot clean only · Do not bleach · Line dry · Avoid ironing print

🎁 Perfect For

• Wine store runs and last-minute gifting

• Gifting your spirited shopping buddy

• Replacing boring gift bags with something unforgettable