I'm Only Jolly After Coffee or Wine Holiday Sweatshirt - Retro Christmas Crewneck

☕ “I’m Only Jolly After Coffee… or Wine” Sweatshirt

Jolly? Sure — after caffeine or a cabernet refill.
This cozy, mid-weight crewneck blends comfort and comedy with a retro Santa pin-up holding her holiday mug beside the tree. The cheeky line “I’m Only Jolly After Coffee… or Wine” makes it the ultimate seasonal sweatshirt for women who know their priorities.

✨ Product Details

• Fabric: 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8 oz/yd²) — cozy and durable

• Fit: Classic crewneck — relaxed, warm, and easy to style

• Print: Long-lasting DTF/DTG print in festive tones

• Finish: Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with reinforced stitching

• Ethics: OEKO-TEX certified dyes and responsibly grown U.S. cotton

💋 Why You’ll Love It

• Feels like a hug, looks like holiday honesty

• Cozy enough for cocoa, cheeky enough for cocktails

• Pairs perfectly with slippers, sarcasm, and red lipstick

🧺 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold · Tumble dry low · No bleach · Do not iron print · No dry-clean

🎁 Perfect For

• Coffee-fueled mornings and wine-fueled evenings

• Matching with your “holiday mood swing” crew

• Gifting your favorite multitasking mama or work bestie

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean