New Year Same Hot Mess - Raccoon Canvas Tote, Funny New Year Gift

🦝 “New Year, Same Hot Mess” Tote Bag

Because every hot mess needs a carry-all.
This sturdy cotton canvas tote says it like it is — “New Year, Same Hot Mess.” Featuring a slightly-too-honest raccoon in a party hat, it’s the perfect bag for hauling snacks, coffee, or your half-finished resolutions.

Durable, roomy, and ready for whatever version of “new you” shows up this year.

✨ Product Details

• Fabric: 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²)

• Construction: Flat-corner design for structured durability

• Handles: Reinforced self-fabric straps for strength and comfort

• Design: Vibrant, long-lasting print with rich party tones

• Label: Subtle sewn-in tag for a clean finish

💋 Why You’ll Love It

• Holds your planner, snacks, and hangover survival kit

• Fun, reusable way to carry your chaos

• Makes the perfect cheeky New Year’s gift

🧺 Care Instructions

• Spot clean only

• Do not bleach

• Line dry

• Avoid ironing directly over print

🎁 Perfect For

• New Year’s brunch runs

• Gifting your bestie with matching “hot mess” energy

• Carrying all your questionable life choices in style