Sorry Santa I’ve Been Feral Canvas Tote Bag

🎁 Sorry Santa, I’ve Been Feral Tote Bag

The holidays get messy — and this tote gets it.
Our “Sorry Santa, I’ve Been Feral” bag delivers equal parts festive humor and everyday function. Made from thick, sturdy cotton canvas with bold retro lettering, it’s the perfect grab-and-go for market runs, gift hauls, or hauling emotional baggage in style.

Neutral tones make it match everything, while the cheeky message makes sure nobody mistakes you for being on the nice list.

✨ Product Details

• Fabric: 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability and structure

• Construction: Flat-corner design for a sleek, stable shape

• Handles: Reinforced self-fabric straps that hold up to heavy loads (or heavy moods)

• Label: Simple sewn-in tag — minimal distraction, maximum sass

• Color Options: Natural or black base with vibrant print

• Print: Crisp, long-lasting DTF or screen print depending on provider

💋 Why You’ll Love It

• Built tough enough for groceries, gift runs, and bad decisions

• Retro holiday colors that pop against the neutral base

• Makes a hilarious, useful gift for your favorite chaotic elf

🧺 Care Instructions

• Spot clean only

• Do not bleach

• Line dry

• Do not iron directly over the printed area

🎄 Perfect For

• Holiday shopping & cookie swaps

• Carrying all the presents and the drama

• Gifting to your fellow feral friends